I dreamt I was cleaning Rick H.'s house, and I kept climbing up these stairs to the top. I hoped he wasn't home, but he turned out to be, so I jumped off and landed on the first floor, and climbed a thin rope up a wall, and then fell off that too.

Then I dreamt I had a bloody nose which dripped down and made a guido-ish moustache, and my mom found out about my tattoos and my wife gave our savings to one of her friends to pay her rent for the month.