I was back in Glasgow, and I had to get to my apartment but this time it was a lot further west than it had previously been. I had to take a train that was actually a boat. I moved on rails and there was water getting in the windows. Then the boat hit open water, and we were way outside the city, and a bus dropped a girl off at her stop. I got out with her to help her with her luggage. At this point there were 7 of us and we were the cast members of a new season of The Real World. At first I thought that there were two houses and that this was just the girls house but then one of them told me no. It looked a bit small. Then a random guy walked in the door and looked angry about something.

It turned out he was one of last season's real world members and had been squatting in the house because he didn't want to go back home, but MTV told him he had to leave. As I went into his room with him, Dann had already moved into the other side of the room. As the guy was cleaning his desk I found a white Oakley microfiber bag with Weezer picture designs on it. Dann got mad that I found it even though it was on the top of my desk because it was my birthday present (another brilliant hiding place)

A while later I was walking into town with some of the roommates, and it was taking forever. We managed to find a subway stop but there was a gang beating people up who tried to enter the subway. I managed to sneak by. Then as I was waiting in line for a ticket, a guy tried to get on without paying.

The ticket lady said "You have to pay to get on…"

and the guy said "You're asking for it lady!"

so then the woman said "What are you going to do? Shoot me?"

and then the guy looked like he was pulling out a gun but it was really his bus pass.