Here are some clips from the past week or so:

-I was in CA, visiting Oakley and the building became infected with Zombies. I went up this big glass elevator, and they were all clawing at the glass. A voice warned me to watch for thermo dark spots, and if I hit one, I'd become old like Grandma Dinosaur.

-Jim Jannard came over to my house and was trying to show me a DVD, but he was trying to hook up his own player, which wasn't working. He tried troubleshooting it with different remotes and turning the TV to channel 3 etc... but nothing worked. Then he turned into a scraggly old man with long hair.

-I was walking down Thames and some guy called out my name. I ignored it, but he said it a second time. I then looked behind me and some dude was there with a razor blade (the kind you cut wallpaper with). He awkwardly pulled it out and asked for my money. I said I only had a dollar, and he said 'I guess that will do.' I started taking out the dollar and he started cutting up my arm anyway. He wasn't good with the blade and it didn't cut the skin.

-The day of the New Year's Day party, I dreamt that my wife's family had already shown up and we weren't ready.

-I dreamt I was at a Christian concert and I had to go to the bathroom, but there was a toilet at the seat so I used that. I was a bit embarrassed, and I also wasted my ticket by buying two, when I was by myself.

-I dreamt I was in some church and didn't know where to go.