-I was watching Oakley commercials, and Jim Jannard was dressed like a slobby Santa Claus, and he was hunched over an old desk with a quill pen writing something. A super villain dressed in red rubber came up behind him and then Jim turned around and started yelling.

-I dreamt about Ruby Clear Iridium lenses.

-There was some cure being developed and shown off. A lady scientist cut her finger and put it in this device which healed it. It could also be used to reverse aging and make old people young. We all were being directed to try it ourselves, then we walked down a dock to a boat. The boat pushed off into the sea, but it was a trap, and I nearly got off. The boat exploded and I managed to do a double front tuck into the water. I grabbed onto a raft, and managed to pull myself up onto it. Then Jessica Alba climbed out of the water onto it too, and said 'Want to mess around in a cave.' and I said 'No I'm a prude.'