I dreamt that I was camping up in some snowy mountain with some of my wife's pre-school students. It was like a field trip or something. It was snowing pretty hard, so I placed my tent up on a ledge. I looked inside and it was full of snow and ice which had stuck to the blankets and stuff. I pulled myself inside and figured that once I had my jacket on, I'd be warm enough.

I pulled out my lunch and started going through it, and one of the troublesome kids walked into the tent. I almost drank from my bottle of water, but I remembered that the kids had been poking around my stuff, so I asked him if he did anything to my water. He said, 'I put my mouth on it'. Then I grabbed my bottle and swung it at him, so the water came out and splashed in his face, and said 'If you EVER touch my stuff again, I'll throw you off this mountain so your face gets cut on the rocks, and you'll die at the bottom'.

Of course he was a swarthy kid, so he didn't pay me any mind. Brat…