Apparently the people in my neighborhood were very upset that some new Canadian store had moved into a plaza and driven another store out of business. So they got angry and destroyed the store. Then they chased the people back to Canada. Some guy from Canada sent a letter to my dad saying that he was very disappointed and then my neighborhood waged war on the entire country of Canada. We spent days preparing our yards and houses for battle. Then on the day the war was supposed to start (the Canadians were marching down all the way from Canada) the neighbors decided to have a parade down the street to build up morale. During the parade I said that we shouldn't be parading but be at home ready to fight, then chaos broke out and everyone started running around.