Halloween 2019 - Day 21
Sands: Greetings, we bring today's items
Meow Mix: It's spoooooky slime for your spoooky Halloween setup.
Big Pumpy: It's boogerific
Cael: Just when I thought you all couldn't be more annoying.
Big Pumpy: Well prepare to think some more. There's a whole pile of this stuff.
Drago: This is disgusting. How are we supposed to decorate with slime. Didn't you ever see the warning they put on the Moss Man figure.
Cael: I suppose we could just keep them around in the containers. But part of me thinks that people will think we're
keeping bodily fluids around.
Drago: You mean...
Cael: Yes, snot...
Drago: Er yeah, that's what I was thinking too.
Meow Mix: Well whatever you do, we won't be here. Toodles
Jeeves: Where have you all been? I was just about to deliver today's item.
Meow Mix: Um, *we* just delivered today's item...
Jeeves: Impossible. I have it right behind me.
Jeeves: What, pray tell, did you bring over there?
Sands: Those bottles of slime. You had them all stacked up next to the door.
Jeeves: Fools! That was raw hazardous waste from my 'side business'.
Jeeves: I will go retrieve them, but keep your hands raised until I get back as you ponder your life choices.
Drago: Gross, the lid on this one just popped off. It's all over my hand.
Drago: Wait! It's dripping upwards. This is disgusting.
Cael: I think I see something in the center. It looks like a tiny body of some sort.
Drago: Argh, it's spreading! Get it off me!
Drago: And what is that thing I feel on my back?!
Cael: Well turn around. I can't seen *through* you...
Drago: There. I just flung it over my shoulder, like a continental soldier. Do my ears hang low?
Drago: Do they wobble to and fro?
Cael: I didn't see anything, and please never sing again.
Jeeves: Cael, so good to see you! I see you haven't done anything with those containers of slime.
Jeeves: What is wrong with him?
Cael: He's going through man-o-pause or something. Just ignore it.
Cael: But yeah, sorry. We were still trying to figure out the best way to decorate with it without the place looking like it was the aftermath of a clown massacre and/or orgy.
Jeeves: Never mind your crude analogies, there has been a mix up. I have your actual item right back here.
Jeeves: I believe these will be more to your liking.
Cael: You believe wrong, but it's still a step up.
Jeeves: Very good, now kindly pack up the slime, so I don't have to.
Jeeves: And make sure nothing spills out.