Halloween 2020 - Day 31
Cael: I guess Day 00 is a thing. Noted.
Cael: And why did the teleporter take all night to get us here? It was instant the first time.
Jeeves: Plot convenience I imagine.
Cael: Fair enough. Now what sinister plan do you have in store for us this year?
Jeeves: Simple, I wanted your coveted 8:00 time slot on public access.
Jeeves: And I've gathered an army to help me get it.
Drago: What? We're done with it after tonight. There's no need to fight for it.
Cael: I don't think reason factors into this. Any ideas from the peanut gallery?
Big Pumpy: Yes, I have a cunning plan that's sure to work.
Drago: Okay Baldrick. What pray-tell is it?
Big Pumpy: My secret weapon that I never bothered using last year.
Drago: Well how about that... although nothing happened.
Big Pumpy: It's more of a summoning power. Look!
Corvus: Hey, we're here to help.
Drago: It's the crows!
Drago: It's the ravens!
Cyberraven: That's better.
Cael: I thought they were called CyberCrow before?
Big Pump: Second wave incoming...
Cael: Okay Jeeves. I think we're evenly matched now.
Jeeves: We shall see. Perhaps some verbal banter is in order to help pad the time.
Benny: I'm cranked on Goblin Juice!
Pumpathan: Revenge is best served neat!
Octopher: Hey, why's my wife on the other side?
Velocimother: The custody battle just got ugly!
Cael: Let Mortal Kombat Begin!
* Bashoom *
* Gnaw! *
Oof. I need to get in shape.
* Squash...Pumpkin *
* Caw *
You need some random gears and clock parts!
Father's aren't parents. No court will accept that!
Cael: I think I'm just dancing. What else can we do?
Drago: Sonny, stop being lazy and do something to turn the tide.
Jeeves: It's time for the great dying. Get the coffins.
Drago: Nooo! I mean, not the coffins, the scoville index!
Drago: Wait something's coming through the portal.
Cael: Well it better hurry up. I think my fighting partner is getting the wrong idea.
We're here to save the day.
Good doggy, fight the power.
* Zap *
Cael: Where are we?
Drago: The birds didn't really help us, did they?
Cael: Guess we couldn't hope for a repeat. What else is new?
Jeeves: Haha, I rerouted their *zap* to send you to the master's lair.
Cael: What, I thought you were the master?
Jeeves: It's a partnership, at least on the LLC.
Jeeves: Time to say goodbye!
Drago: We need a miracle.
Mista Snowman: I can give you a miracle.
Mista Snowman: A Christmas Miracle!
Cael: So I guess we're just going to end on a general 'reset' again.
Drago: Did you want to fight more?
Cael: No, not really. Happy Halloween I guess.