Halloween 2022 - Day 27
Hedgekin: Good to see you. Glad you could stop by.
Midge: We were just here days ago.
Hedgekin: Yes, well welcome back then.
Hogbug: Not to be pushy, but this isn't a social call. We need your assistance.
Hedgekin: Jellybeans...scavenger hunt eggs...I think you get the picture.
Midge: On a basic level, sure. But what's the point?
Hedgekin: Eggs don't have point silly.
Midge: I meant, the purpose of this.
Hedgekin: You'll see soon enough. Just when you're done, we'll need you to deliver them.
Hedgekin: You ready to pass these out?
Midge: Nope. We're farming that part out to a third party.
Pumpathan: Hey fatheads! Got a delivery for you.
Cael: No, no. We'll have nothing from the likes of you.
Pumpathan: No can do. Strict orders to have these passed out. Or else...
Cael: Or else what?
Pumpathan: I'll let you use your imagination.
Pumpathan: Knock, knock. Where's the man of the house?
Catskills: I believe that would be me.
Pumpathan: Haha, good one soyboy. Where's the ol' ball and chain?
Meow Mix: I can't decide if that's an insult or a term of empowerment.
Pumpathan: It's anything you want in [current year] toots. Now here's an egg.
Meow Mix: Please leave.
Pumpathan: Should I just squawk at you and hope you understand me?
We're fluent in bird, English, and Spanish
I have no idea what that means
Pumpathan: Wow, what a dump.
Big Pumpy: Well it is, but it's home.
Pumpathan: I'm dropping this off, but you can't open it until Halloween. Gotcha?
Sands O'Time: Isn't an Easter Egg effigy sort of offensive?
Pumpathan: We're three levels deep on subverting Easter at this point. Just keep the thing safe, eh?