Halloween 2023 - Day 01
10/01/2023
Drago: Let's just tidy up from the St. Paddy's Day countdown.
Cael: That countdown sure was one for the ages, wasn't it?
Drago: For sure. Shame on anyone who missed it...
Drago: Anywho
Cael: Anyhow...
Drago: Anywho. I've also taken the liberty of resetting the number...box...thingies.
Cael: Why is it set to 32?
Drago: I'll answer that question, if you answer one of mine.
Drago: When was the last time you watered your plant?
Cael: This morning!
Drago: And before that?
Cael: Look, I'm going for a shrunken apple vibe, or whatever else we can shamelessly rip off of X-E.
Jeeves: Dinos of the Dracula persuasion are more in vogue now, don't you know.
Drago: I didn't know we had an entrance on this side of the apartment.
Jeeves: I took the initiative and created one...just now.
Jeeves: And a good thing I did. What's the meaning of this 'Day 32' business?
Drago: I'll answer that question, if you answer one of mine.
Jeeves: I shall not.
And I have a new countdown system for you. Very hi-tech.
Cael: What tech? Magnets?
Jeeves: Yes! I see you've heard of them. Excellent. I'll skip the user's manual in that case.
Drago: Magnets...how do they work?
Jeeves: Go ask a clown.
Cael: Speaking of clowns. Remember that ol' ditty we used to love?
VOO-DEW!
Runnin' from my Magic!
Brain insane, suga wooga pie!
Southwest voodoo's in the haugh!
Wicked voodoo, dope dark killer,
Magic...Dark Magic!
Sands O'Time: I'm having a Dante's Inferno moment.
Big Pumpy: What does that mean?
Sands O'Time: No idea.
Sands O'Time: But we're looking a little worse for wear lately. These hats have seen better days.
Big Pumpy: As I recall, they're not hats. They're aliens, and they must have died.
Sands O'Time: So the degredation is decay. Splendid...
Big Pumpy: Cheer up. We got a new gift today.
Big Pumpy: Our very own countdown...box...thingy.
Big Pumpy: It'll fit nicely, and we will finally have some prominence.
Sands O'Time: Why does it say '32'?
Big Pumpy: It's an All Soul's Day countdown!
Sands O'Time: Listen, if you don't know, just say so.
Jeeves: So all the garbage will go here.
Owlpatch: Is this a dump? It looks more like a sewer facility or something.
Jeeves: I don't think it much matters.
Jeeves: Just drop it any ol' place, and the rats will take care of the rest.
Owlpatch: Rats?
Jeeves: Yes. They compost very efficiently. Egg shells in particular.
Big Pumpy: See! I told you. New arrivials. It's all falling into place now.
Sands O'Time: What's falling into place?
Big Pumpy: We officially have our own countdown!