Halloween 2023 - Day 14
10/14/2023
Meow Mix: Sigh, two days later, and I still can't muster up the inspiration to start this. What's happening to me?
Meow Mix: Perhaps I'm losing my touch. Or perhaps I'm feeling guilty for how I treat Catskills...
Meow Mix: I should go apologize and strike a balance on the awful decor he insists on bring in.
Meow Mix: I mean, we do share the space, so it's only right that he gets to have his feedback considered.
Meow Mix: ...
Meow Mix: ...
Meow Mix: Not a chance.
Meow Mix: If you're done adding random horrors beyond my comprehension, I need some help.
Meow Mix: I need assistance in creating some picture frames. Just decor, no big deal. I'll let you keep Pumpkiducky if you do well.
Catskills: No...
Catskills: But you may employ the services of my dear new friend Eduard.
Meow Mix: Sorry, I can't work with someone like that.
Eduard: You 'ave something against cripples?
Meow Mix: That so-called wheelchair is 3D printed. The wheels don't even move, so don't try to pull that one over on me.
Catskills: Well, it's him or nothing. I have some Sandalwood air fresheners to install.
Meow Mix: Subpar help or not. I'll show that mine will at least be assembled to perfection. This accent follows the frame contours perfectly. I can't be beat.
Meow Mix: Wait, there's more on the side...and only one more accent strip!
Meow Mix: This is unrecoverable!
Eduard: Tsk, tsk. A little forsight would 'ave served you well. They were obviously meant only for the sides. I bet your lack of symmetry will drive you crazy.
Meow Mix: It's fine. It's fine. I'll just get creative with the artistic accents. HEY! Half are missing!
Eduard: Sorry, you said you were a master, so I assumed you could make do with whatever you had. How do you like mine so far?
Meow Mix: I AM a master, but what can I do with some candy wrappers and just googly eyes?
Eduard: I 'ave faith in you.
Meow Mix: Grumble, grumble.
Meow Mix: It's horrible. It's like Ruby Rose's arms. There's no order, no planning. Just random things thrown at a wall.
Meow Mix: I predict a real wheelchair in your future.
Meow Mix: You somehow managed to even pull off the black on black color scheme.
Eduard: Don't be too hard on yourself. We can't all be born with talent.