Halloween 2023 - Day 18

Whobert: Mail call!

Cael: Is it fragile?

Whobert: I think so

Cael: Then maybe you shouldn't be sitting on it.

Whobert: Huh, never gave it much consideration to be honest

Whobert: Well good luck all the same

Drago: It's a bag

Cael: Technically, yes, but it's a bag with stuff in it. The devil's in the details.

Drago: Quite the assortment. Feels like I just came home from a birthday party. At least I assume so...I've never been invited to such festivities.

Cael: Quite the haul, but I'm noticing more than a trace of glitter

Drago: And remnants of the great 2019 debacle

Cael: The bones are mildly concerning too. You don't happen to be missing any family members, do you?

Drago: Well, "missing" can be interpretted a few different ways if you get my drift.

Cael: Point taken

Cael: What's in the baggie?

Drago: We'll never know. Mr Birdy called dibs before I could get to it

Big Pumpy: We can rest a bit more comfortably knowing there's a roof over our heads

Sands O'Time: It's not a roof...

Sands O'Time: It's a wrapper from the Ghost Pepper Whopper. And we didn't even get to enjoy the contents.

Big Pumpy: Fret not. Something else was left behind. It's an unused, untainted, ungreased Chicken Fry box!

Sands O'Time: What good does that do us?

Big Pumpy: It's in mint condition. This is unheard of. Imagine the resale value!

Sands O'Time: Quick, get ol' man jibberjabber. We're having an auction!