Halloween 2023 - Day 28

Cael: I knew you wouldn't listent to me!

Glowst: Oh don't be such a pooper. A few streamers never hurt anyone.

Meow Mix: Mail Call!

Cael: You're doing mail runs now? I thought Jeeves only sent his minions/slave labor.

Meow Mix: I needed to get some space from home life, but by the looks of your place, I think it's the lesser of two evils.

Cael: Appreciate that, but we don't need anything more here. Just pay it forward or pass the buck. Whatever is more burdensome for anyone else but us.

Cael: And if you could grab a handful of this on your way out, that would be most welcomed.

Meow Mix: Mail ca— Wow this place is bedlam

Sands O'Time: What does that mean?

Meow Mix: Not sure, I just heard it somewhere

Sands O'Time: Don't judge it just yet. We've made some great strides in the past day or so.

Sands O'Time: See those pails? There were empty not 24 hours prior. Wrapped and stacked and everything.

Sands O'Time: How's the home we were booted out of? Any chance we can reclaim the home land?

Meow Mix: It's just perfect, and no please don't drop by to verify that.

Meow Mix: Er, excuse me...

Meow Mix: Well nice chatting. There's the package. It wasn't meant for you, but you're free to raid the contents and add to your trash heap.

Sands O'Time: Until next time then, I guess. Say hi to Catskills for us?

Meow Mix: Can't promise

Big Pumpy: Thanks for not letting me get a word in edgewise. I had a lot to add to the conversation you know.

Sands O'Time: Right, I'm sure you wanted to get dragged into a back and forth with Ol' Miss Crafty. Let's dig into the box.

Big Pumpy: On one hand, there's more floor litter, but on the other that Pumpkin Pecan Melt is covering up all sorts of fetid ordors that have plagued us for months.

Sands O'Time: But we don't have a wax melter

Big Pumpy: Nor do we have a cassette player, but I'm not tossing the tape.

Sands O'Time: Oh man, the infamous Pepsi and Doritos mashup. I was so convinced I won the millions back in the day.

Big Pumpy: You never came close to winning. Stop telling fibs. Hmmm... This poster is wedged too tight, so little chance it's coming out. Guess we'll never complete the 'Nightmare Feddy' shrine.

Big Pumpy: Sad days, but Tara K will make it better. Let's dig in to her not-so-personal life.

Sands O'Time: 11-years-old in New Mexico. Holy Smokes, maybe she can be Michael's future girlfriend.

Big Pumpy: Um, I have some bad news about Michael and his status with the ladies.

Big Pumpy: But enough about Tara and her publishing empire. We've got McBoo memorabilia!