Halloween 2023 - Day 31

Going, going...

Gone

!!!

Drago: *Yawn* A good night's sleep at long last.

Drago: And the final day at that. Let's just move that marker on over to the end.

Drago: Excited sonny? Oh, I probably should have taken you out.

Drago: Care to give me a hand, Cael? ... Cael?

Cael: Mmmmfmfmfmffmmmmmm....

Drago: Well when you're done playing around with your spider friend, I could use some help.

Cael: Mmmmfmf....

Drago: Language!

It's been too long. We need to figure out a way to revive CyberRaven

I'm afraid that is beyond our capabilities

Well, can we at least take the hiroshima-esque silhouette down?

I'm not sure where we'd put it, but it would stop being such a constant reminder. Plus it's a terrible wall accent.

I suppose that's the least we can do

Well, I wouldn't be asking for the best you could do

*Slug*

Ack!

We're under attack! Now we need to save CyberRaven

Meow Mix: We're calling a truce. Whatever is here, can stay. I've realized that your attempts to make ammends is actually so much worse.

Catskills: Wait, I have one more thing. It's all planned out.

Meow Mix: No, I said we're going to stop right here.

Catskills: But I hauled it all the way in here. It took hours and three hernias.

Catskills: We can make spiders and ghosts and pumpkins.

Meow Mix: There's no room for such clutter. It's not even cat themed.

Catskills: But it is. Right over on the edge.

Meow Mix: The answer is still, no.

Catskills: Please, please, please...

Meow Mix: This is impossible. I'm going to toss it out myself!

Eduard: Not to interrupt the lover's quarrel, but you may want to see this.

*Slot*

Catskills: Um, what just happened? I don't feel so good.

Eduard: You don't feel so good!!!

Hedgekins: Lazy! I think we got this one before.

Hogbug: Sort of disappointing for Halloween proper. I wish there were some sort of proper payoff for the big day.

! ! !

*Proper*

Hedgekins: I love my new body!

Hogbug: Speak for yourself

Sands O'Time: So a slug showed up and blasted two of your bretheren into AI clones.

Well, clones would imply that there were copied. They just sort of changed.

There it is now!

Big Pumpy: That exact one?

Maybe not *exactly* but I don't think it matters

Duck and Cover!

*Smooch*

Big Pumpy: Oh no, my dearest friend!

Sands O'Time: The Bird of Staring?

Big Pumpy: No, the fly...

Sands O'Time: Who is now a skull

Big Pumpy: That's why I'm upset

Big Pumpy: I know these potions must do something. Maybe one will be our saving grace.

Big Pumpy: I just need to choose the right one

Big Pumpy: This is impossible...

Kuse: Hey, we're back for our yearly cameo.

Knacks: No breaking the forth wall. It's unprofessional.

Mare: Indeed it is, but that would at least be an audience. No one is here again.

Mista Snowman: Incorrect. The Spirit of Christmas is always with us!

Santa: Actually we do have a visitor. Man these Halloween characters are ugly. Tell Waiterbot I'm sorry for everything I've said behind his back.

*Fair Use*

Mare: I'm...real...

Knacks: Why is my face robotic now? No fair, you got to look cooler.

Kuse: Time will tell. Take off my helmet and see if I still have a blank face.

Santa: Every year, I warn against crossing holidays, but no. Hot Topic plants seeds of heresy in the minds of the youth.

Mare: Fair enough. Let's get out of here. How are you holding up, Tigerboy?

Tigerboy: Horrible. Years of crafting to get my tiger suit — just so — and now it looks like a Walmart special. Why is my head a pumpkin?

Mista Snowman: Well, I feel fantastic. I'm actualy snow!

Mista Snowman: I'm going to sing all the way home!

Cael: There was no rush on untying me or anything.

Drago: I know. That's why I had breakfast first.

Cael: Lovely. So, it's the last day. Do you think we can offload a lot of these creatures after today?

Drago: Not sure. Maybe ask the henchman.

Cael: What henchman?

Pumpathan: Haha. I'm back and more unwanted than ever.

Pumpathan: And I brought some friends

Cael: Hey! Those stole my donut!

Pumpathan: They're going to do much worse than that

Cael: Before they attack, why are you of all people here?

Pumpathan: We drew straws, and I got to be the main villain this year.

Cael: Who do you work for?

Pumpathan: A certain three-letter Alphabet organization

Cael: That doesn't really help

*ABC*

Drago: Mr Birdy! You look horrible!

Drago: What are we going to do?

Cael: Not sure, but we need to act fast. I'm not really sure what happened to the spider, but it ain't pretty.

Drago: It's spreading to the props now!

Big Pumpy: We came as fast as we knew we had to.

Big Pumpy: There it is. Hopefully this magic will work.

Sands O'Time: You sure a bottle of raven's wings will somehow work?

Big Pumpy: How could it not? That auction was pure fate.

Drago: On second thought, maybe we could just let them clear out some of the riff-raff.

Drago: At least until they get to the things we care about

Cael: A solid plan!

Thank you for coming. We can turn the tide of this calamity.

Big Pumpy: We all have a stake in this now.

Here goes nothing

*Fire*

*Bashoom*

CyberRaven: Thank you for freeing me

Big Pumpy: It was more of a revival

CyberRaven: Whatever. Let's get going.

Pumpathan: So suckers, ready for the final transformation?

*Irony*

Pumpathan: I should have seen that coming

CyberRaven: Everyone step back. I'm here to save the day...like always.

CyberRaven: This is going to be rough

*Big*

*Gulp*

Cael: Could you warn me next time, so I can close my eyes. That was disgusting.

Drago: Hey, one's getting away!

Catskills: Am I going to be like this forever?

Meow Mix: You're not the only one. This is all your fault!

CyberRaven: No need to cast blame. This will all be over soon.

CyberRaven: I'm not eating another one, so laser eye action.

*Wither and Die*

Meow Mix: Yay! We did it!

CyberRaven: We?

CyberRaven: While I did the heavy lifting, I suppose I have you two to thank for walking over here and carrying a bottle.

Big Pumpy: Sounds so important when you say it like that.

CyberRaven: I suppose as thanks, you would want your old squatting grounds back?

Big Pumpy: Nah, we're getting used to the dump. Thanks anyway.

Sands O'Time: We're not even going to discuss this?

Cael: I think I need glasses.

Jeeves: I've thought that for some time now as well.

Jeeves: Anyway, on account of the great ravaging, you may have most of you space back. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Drago: The ol' status quo, eh buddy?

Cael: Don't, 'eh' or 'buddy' me ever again.

Cael: But the return is welcome. I do appreciate being able to keep this one though. It's adorable.

Cael: Him, I could do without

Jeeves: I have three letters that dictate otherwise

Meow Mix: You know, it's not all bad. Just needs a little love.

Catskills: Me or the cutouts?

Meow Mix: The upcoming Christmas season of course. I'm a bit burnt out.

Meow Mix: Yes you, you dimwit.

Eduard: And my work here is done

Meow Mix: Why are you still here? No one likes you.

Hedgekins: Another one for the books, amiright?

Hogbug: You are right. I wonder what forthcoming seasons will hold. What treasures? What gifts?

Hedgekins: Well, I have a hint if you're ready

Hogbug: Am I? Share the goods!

Hedgekins: Behold!

Hogbug: Say no more

Hedgekins: I wasn't planning on it

Drago: I knew I forgot something