Halloween 2024 - Day 08

Cybercrow: Is that thing done incubating?

STOP ASKING ME THAT EVERY DAY!

Hogbug: Is Voodew too much to ask?

Hedgekins: We'll find out in about three seconds

Pumpathan: Furball Willy! What's crackin'?

Hedgekins: What are you doing in the sacred mantle?

Pumpathan: Oh, you know. The usual. Much faster to travel this way, so I'll be in and out. Just leave the door open at night. Key in the ignition, etc...

Pumpathan: But I didn't come empty handed. I—

Pumpathan: Hello Helena Bonham... When did she make a comeback?

Hogbug: Since never. She's been in everything!

Pumpathan: Point taken. Back to my earlier statement before I was so rudely interrupted. I got another one of those for you.

Hedgekins: Hey! Thats...

Pumpathan: Johnny Depp!

Hedgekins: Indeed it is. Wow, that court case did a number on him.

Pumpathan: The bedsheets too...

Hedgekins: Ew...

Pumpathan: Anywhomever, I gotta get going. See you in your dreams.

Big Pumpy: A moment of silence for the dearly departed.

Big Pumpy: Gone too soon, our brethren of the MRoMM

Eduard: Pretty sure some of them were fed to a moss skull last year just to free up space.

Big Pumpy: A sad moment for those who dodged *that* bullet then

Rein-man: Is there any reason I had to stand on the bodies? There's plenty of room elsewhere.

Big Pumpy: Your hazing isn't done yet. Pipe down.

Sands O'Time: Not to take away from the solemnimity of the moment, but where's today's gift? I think we've gotten like two, and one ended up killing half our ranks.

Big Pumpy: First, stop making up words. Second, today's gift will be a transformation of existing material. This may be a dump, but recycling can still be on our minds.

Do you recall the moth statue we got once?

Sands O'Time: No...

Big Pumpy: It's right there above our heads. Has been for years.

Big Pumpy: Eduard, since you're the tallest, please be a treat and get it down for us.

Eduard: I don't see how being the tallest will help in this situation.

Big Pumpy: Nonsense, I believe in you.

Eduard: Fine, fine. *Urf* Almost got it.

Eduard: Ahhhhh!!!

Big Pumpy: See, you just needed the right motivation.

Big Pumpy: But do be careful next time. These statues are not the most study things.

Sands O'Time: I'm still not following this. What's the moth statue going to do?

Big Pumpy: It's not just the statue. It's what will happen once I add the secret potion ingredient.

Big Pumpy: Now...what to choose?

Big Pumpy: The wrong one could be catastrophic.

Rein-man: The Witch's Brew! Everyone loves a Homestar reference.

Big Pumpy: Did you forget the part about newbies being seen and not heard? I think Vampire Venom will be our best bet.

Big Pumpy: A little drop will doo ya

*Bzzt*

Big Pumpy: It worked!

Sands O'Time: ...and it's gone