Halloween 2025 - Day 04

Big Pumpy: Oi, curse dees short arms.

Bzzz

Big Pumpy: Thanks for the help. But maybe next time we can coordinate better, so your epandrium isn't right in my face.

Big Pumpy: Now, where to put it? I don't suppose they have to all be in a line.

Big Pumpy: Ah, that spot looked lonely. It fits perfect.

Bzzz

Big Pumpy: I mean, aside from how half go in all crooked

Bzzz

Big Pumpy: Yes, I know that was my job too. I'm getting to it.

Drago: Looks like the lackeys are handling the grunt jobs. Want to head over to the portal and get today's stuff?

Cael: Already did when you were sleeping. Got a bunch of pumpkins.

Drago: Is that a technical term?

Cael: It is! And they have a handy feature.

Cael:

Drago: Lids? I think most jack-o'-lanterns do.

Cael: Not the McDonald's ones anymore...

Cael: My main point being—we can store things in them. Like the cat litter.

Drago: That's going to smell terrific with the pumpkin gut aroma

Cael: You're right. It already looks the same too.

Hedgekin: Announcement! Announcement! We have our first item to reveal.

Cael: Get on with it. It's probably another soda or a blind bag anyway.

Hedgekin: Your instincts are correct!

Hedgekin: Witch's Brew by Alani

Big Pumpy: Isn't that the same flavour from the past two years?

Hedgekin: The Great Reset has wiped all evidence, so we will never know.