Halloween 2025 - Day 07

Cael: I know, I know. I'm a broken record at this point, but nairy a week in, we're swimming in garbage and refuse.

Drago: Normally I wouldn't care...

Drago: ...but you're not wrong. It's getting out of hand.

Drago: It's one thing to have bodies and wrappers scattered about, but some of these aren't even seasonally appropriate.

Hedgekin: Being smurfy transcends seasonality

Hogbug: And worms! Worms are always spooky!

Cael: They are not! Now, is this part of your monthly product shilling, or did you just go on a sugar bender for fun?

Hedgekin: Yes, the soda is behind me. We binged on all this junk so we wouldn't be tempted to crack the seal on the collectibles.

Hedgekin: Punch. Like fruit punch or punching the patriarchy in the TV show or something. I never watched it.

Cael: No one has. Now, where is the portal gift for today? We wasted an entire trip out there for nothing.

Big Pumpy: Oh, I got that one today. It was a hefty thing.

Big Pumpy: It's a black pig or something.

Cael: I think that's a bat, although the veins in the ears give me the willies.

Cael: And you know what bats give you...

Drago: Hep C?

Cael: I was referring to rabies, but it gets worse.

Cael: Guano... and more branches.

Cael: Told you these pumpkins would be full before long.

Drago: Did it leave nunchucks too?

Cael: No, that's just my new hobby