Halloween 2025 - Day 29

*Meow*

*Meow?*

*Meow!*

*Me-yow*

Cael: Stop with the meowing. You're wasting 150kb a yelp.

*Meow*

*Meow*

*Meow*

*Meow*

*Meow*

Cael: Of all of life's dead-end possibilities, I didn't imagine crazy cat lady to be one of them.

Cael: This is going to smell wonderful in a few days' time.

Drago: Not necessarily. We only have two days left.

Cael: Let's hope for another anticlimactic ending, then.

Hogbug: It's sort of nice being the primary character this year.

Hogbug: It allows me to proudly announce the final soft drink for the season. A rebranded Fanta with an Evil Teddy Ruxspin on it.

Hedgekin: Isn't it Freddy?

Hogbug: Two horror franchises with a lead named Freddy? That wouldn't make sense.

Hedgekin: Zero sugar, though. Perhaps it's a villain with a hidden yet sympathetic backstory. Fighting Wilford Brimley's diabetic reign of terror and his stranglehold on the testing supply monopoly.

Hogbug: You know, you might be onto something there.