Halloween 2026 - Day 01

Cael: Another year, another dollah, eh buddy?

Cael: A wide world of possibilities and sparce living conditions that will surely clutter.

Cael: Let's make it a goal to just toss out everything that comes our way and avoid the stress.

Drago: You might be a little late. We've already got junk creeping in.

Cael: Indeed we do. Eclectic group, isn't it. A pokemon card...

Cael: And lest we forget "The Throne". We'll never be rid of that.

Cael: Although, I'm sure we did dump these portraits a few years ago.

Jeeves: It's very rude to speak ill of those not present, you know...

Cael: Well, you are present, so...

Jeeves: That will be quite enough. I've come to give you a lighter load this year.

Cael: Lighter than accepting gifts and doing precious nothing with them?

Jeeves: Hush no. I will be dropping off videos, and your job is to review them. Surely the late fees must be adding up, so no sense wasting their potential.

Drago: Reviews allude to us actually doing work. This is a far worse scenario!

Jeeves: Alas, such as it is. I will return.

Cael: Do we have to rewind them too?

Jeeves: Are you not kind?

Cael: He still doesn't get us, does he?

Drago: He still doesn't even remember my name.

Drago: Okay, first up: Uncle Sam. I guess we're still rolling with the Independence Day celebrations.

Cael: Well, the 250th was sort of lackluster given the milestone.

Drago: We're not making up for it with this, though. Not even scary.

Cael: What are you talking about? It's terrifying.

Drago: How so? Wait...

*Zuzuzuzuzuzuz*

Drago: Mystery solved. It's lenticular, like the old gradeschool rulers.

Cael: I don't care in the slightest. But maybe once we get enough of these, we can make and extra floor or something.

Drago: That's the spirit

Cael: Any more additions, or can we relax a bit?

Hedgekin: Certainly not!

Drago: And what, pray tell, are your purposes here?

Hedgekin: Product reviews, like always.

Drago: I thought you just announced their arrivals without further analysis?

Hedgekin: As if you're any better?

Hedgekin: Now pardon us. We finally have the mantle back, so we must await the next arrival.

Hedgekin: Scratch that. Nothing today. Toodle-oo