Halloween 2026 - Day 02

Jeeves: I'm very disappointed in you.

Hedgekin: Yeah, very disappointed!

Drago: Stay out of this.

Drago: What, of our inactions, has been deemed unsatisfactory in your eyes?

Jeeves: You were to review the movies each day, not make idle banter about the cover art. This isn't a junior high mid-term.

Jeeves: Under the rump is today's cassette. I expect much better.

Jeeves: And no skimming the back of the sleeve either!

Cael: I guess we're on an A-Pix studio kick?

Drago: Seems like it. They were a powerhouse back in the day. I suppose we need to find a VCR, so let's get this over with.

Drago: Wait a minute...

Drago: What smut is he peddling?

Cael: It must be mislabeled. Nothing this silly could be. Does it star Shannon Tweed or Shannon Whirry?

Drago: Half-way there. It's another Shannon.

Drago: And the preview doesn't help its case. Where's the carrot, Cael?

Drago: Where's the carrot?!

Cael: I don't know!

Hedgekin: This is going to be super annoying to bunk with them for the month. Are they always like this?

Hogbug: Rumor has it--they are. Now let's see if the mantle has bestowed upon it any treats.

Hogbug: Nothing. What gives?