Halloween 2026 - Day 05

Stardust: Male call. Male call...

Stardust: Calling all males, rrrrr

Drago: You'll have to be more specific. We're lacking in feminine representation at the moment.

Hedgekin: Equity can wait. They're using our mantle as a conduit again!

Stardust: It's the only way to guarentee delivery these days.

Stardust: And it's an oh-so-handy way to travel too!

Hedgekin: Get out and never come back!

Cael: Since it's not another lurid VHS tape, what did we get?

Drago: Looks like some candy and tissue paper. Guess we can't complain about free.

Cael: They're not free. They're $25.

Drago: Just this once or recurring?

Cael: Every month... But hush about that, let's dig in and see if it's worth it.

Cael: The Ghoulies OST on cassette. Still bugs me that there was no toilet scene in the actual movie.

Drago: We're all too familiar with the tapes that have come our way this month.

Drago: I got a ghost with beans inside it. It makes it bottom heavy. Oh big-bottom ghouls, you--

Cael: Stop that!

Hathorn: I got some old stickers. I'm going to sticker-bomb my Trapper Keeper.

Cael: You will do no such thing!

Hathorn: I'm not allowed to keep some of the items?

Cael: Well, that too, but I meant those stickers have long since become unusable.

Cael: Don't you have a job to do anyway?

Hathorn: Yes, yes. Today's tape is Oasis of the Zombies.

It's about zombies... in the desert... oasis... they come out of the ground... and...

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Hathorn: I think it's best we just face this one to the wall and see what we get tomorrow.