Halloween 2026 - Day 08

Stardust: Heeeeeey

Hedgekin: No, no. Back you go!

Hedgekin: AH! That's much better.

Hogbug: Fanta seems to be continuing with their horror mascots.

Hedgekin: All of them?

Hogbug: Well, no. The other half are generic monsters.

Hedgekin: I'll just put this over here.

Drago: You will not put that here!

Cael: Don't waste your breath. It does no good.

Hathorn: I know, right?

Cael: Your light baggie of snacks doesn't count.

Cael: And what's that you're trying to hide with the other one? I see more German zombies.

Hathorn: This? Huh, I have no idea.

Hathorn: Let's not dwell on that and turn our attention to today's tape.

Cael: Is it really a Jackie Chan movie?

Hathorn: He's in the movie...

Cael: I'll take that as a no then. Any unsavory WWII reference, since you're on a roll.

Hathron: Technically, no.

Cael: The back cover begs to differ.

Hathorn: Let me explain.

SS Japanese soliders kidnap Abraham Lincoln in the 1970s with muscle cars, so asian Laurel & Hardy, a conman, and someone else have to rescue him but end up at a haunted house where the paintings are playing cards but they're actually zombie vampires and they slap the heros when then loose, and then Jackie Chan has to fight a woman while holding a chicken and not actually harming her.

Cael: Now, I know you're making things up.

Jeeves: He speaks the truth...

Cael: How long have you been there?

Jeeves: Long enough.

Bucket: The mood seems to have soured here recently.

Big Pumpy: Well, we're still homeless, and your housing scheme was terrible.

Meow Mix: And what was in those brownies. They had a crunch to them.

Sands O'Time: And who is this behind me?

Bucket: All those questions and more will be answered once you do me a favor.

*Snore*

Sands O'Time: Quickly. They're asleep now, but time is ticking.

Big Pumpy: Time isn't on our side. Not with these tendrils for wires.

Meow Mix: Work faster, then. Tell me when to flip the switch.

Big Pumpy: It's almost done. My arms aren't that long, you know.

Big Pumpy: Okay, hit it!

*click*

Meow Mix: Nada...

Meow Mix: Batteries not included, naturally.

Sands O'Time: Hey, that may be the next movie!