Halloween 2026 - Day 09

*Glugglug*

Drago: I just had a dream I lost a round in Counter Strike.

Cael: Perchance to dream, but reality has granted us with stray wires overnight.

Cael: Where did they come from, I wonder?

Benny: Strange things arrive at night. It's the nature of the universe.

Cael: What are you doing here? We ran out of Goblin Juice years ago.

Jeeves: He's here to begin the daily book review portion of the month. We need some variety.

Benny: And to kick it off, we're going with Creepers. It's hitting on the nostalgia of Goosebumps, but with the font style of Stranger Things because the original market are in their forties now.

Cael: Why is your arm bent like that? It's digusting!

Hathorn: And why has no one noticed that I've been trapped under the book pile?

Benny: Because I needed a stand.

We've got Pen Pals, Rag & Bone Man, The Piano, and Stage Fright. Classics, I bet.

Cael: Have you read them at all?

Benny: I don't see why that is a requirement for review.

Hathorn: There's 13 of them--a very spooky number. Are we expecting the remainder?

Benny: Negative. The box they came in had duplicates.

Cael: Are we off the hook for a video today?

Jeeves: Don't be daft. We have another infamous title: Eaten Alive

Cael: The Cannibal one from Italy?

Hathorn: No, the one with Robert Englund, alligators, and sodemy.

Cael: Combined?

Hathorn: Would it really make it better if they weren't?

Benny: We'll have to watch it and find out.

Cael: No, we will not!

Meow Mix: Okay, *now* we try.

*Blink*

It works!

Sands O'Time: I'm so excited, I'm falling over!