Halloween 2026 - Day 13

Hedgekin: I should be happy, yet I'm not.

Hogbug: Because we got something good, but it's a rehash?

Hedgekin: Something like that. And I can't find last year's so I can compare.

Mr. Birdy: *Caw*

Holey Ghost: Terror Toons is--

Hathorn: Hands off ther merchandise! I'm the only game in town for movie reviews until a certain dragon tells me otherwise.

Hathorn: Terror Toons is a tri-and-a-half-o-gy, of which we have the majority here if you count the bonus features. DVDs had those, you know!

Part 1 features a late-20s stripper playing a toddler and making everyone uncomfortable, while her older (yet younger-looking) sister has to babysit her while friends come over and play strip-Ouija Board, but never follow through, and then the TV releases whacky cartoons characters that kill people.

Holey Ghost: And the Sequel?

Hathorn: Ditto as they say nowadays. 'Do' as they said in the 1800s.

Hathorn: I forgot what else I was going to say, so pretend that I'm making some good point right now.