Halloween 2026 - Day 15

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Hathorn: I think I'm going to take a mental health day.

Cael: That sounds like some hippy excuse to dodge work.

Hathorn: Don't care. The blasphemous ghost can take over. He wants to anyway.

Holey Ghost: Holy moley, am I excited. Today we have Nosferatu... the FIRST vampire.

Cael: He was the first vampire despite a legal battle over copying an existing vampire? And who is that on the cover?

Holey Ghost: Hmm, that's a good question. I thought this an old movie, but he looks like the vocalist for 7 Mary 3.

Holey Ghost: Let's cheat by peeking at the DVD. Ah, as I thought, the VHS is taking some liberties. Perhaps it was before the movie gained cult status 80 years later.

Holey Ghost: I guess, at the time, you had to trick people into buying a movie from the silent era.

Holey Ghost: Like really trick them. Women couldn't even bathe this scantily clad back then.

Holey Ghost: ORGI?! Maybe this is one of those 'parodies' after all.

Cael: Parodies infer comedy at some point, and I'm not laughing.

Hedgekin: Why is everything so gloomy now?

Hogbug: It's the slow urban decay of VHS cassette brutalism.

Hogbug: To combat the gloom, we got another Fanta.

Hedgekin: Generic pumpkin scarecrow man?

Hogbug: They don't all have to be licensed characters.