Halloween 2026 - Day 19

Hedgekin: Oooooh watta we gonna get?

*Stoop*

Hogbug: A mantle within a mantle.

Hedgekin: Well, let's turn the dial and see what we get

*Pffthththth*

Hedgekin: Truly aweful. Get rid of it!

*Thubthuththub*

Drago: Um, keep on moving. This is a normal neighborhood.

Drago: Yeah, closer to that guy in the orange hat.

Cael: Why has this curse been bestowed upon me?

Robot Force: Based on your browsing history...

Cael: Never mind that! Get to the movie.

Robot Force: Very well. Today, we have Big Money Rustlas. A classic western sitting side by side with Clint Eastwood, John Denver, and Doogie Howser.

In The Ballad of Bozo Bill, a quick-witted clown rides into a dusty frontier town, where he settles disputes with clever rhymes and an old six-shooter he’d rather not use. When a ruthless cattle baron tries to drive the townspeople off their land, Bozo challenges him to a showdown—part rap battle, part high-noon duel.

Cael: That's not The Ballad of Bozo Bill

Robot Force: Correct. This is Big Money Rustlas. Would you like me to provide a summary?

Cael: I would like graflegagaghruff....

Holey Ghost: It's working. A few more bad movies and its brain will be rotted and useless.

Robot Force: And as a gesture of good will, I have captured your digital footprint and used it to present you with a gift.

Cael: My footprint? I told you to leave that be.

Benny: No, it's mine. Give that coupon here. I've got to treat my ladyfriend to something nice.