Halloween 2026 - Day 23

10/23/2026

Benny: As gurgles escaped her mouth, the room fell into silence.

Cael: I told you to stop that.

Benny: Support your local authors.

Robot Force: Yes, please let me injest a copy.

Hathorn: Don't listen to it! It'll be churning out dentist body horror by the millions if you do.

Robot Force: Your suggestion has been noted and queued for generation.

Robot Force: Today, we look at Subterano, a movie about hands that make cement bleed.

Hathorn: It is not. It's a flashy futurisitic neo-dystopian-VR-scifi flick. You're not even trying.

Robot Force: Your credits ran out, so I'm on an older model now.

Big Pumpy: Okay, guiz. We're all going to have to find a way to live here, despite the cramped living quarters. I'd invite you downstairs, but with the countdown in progress, that's even worse.

Big Pumpy: Yet things here aren't getting any better, so I'm in a bit of a pickle.

Trick or Treat

Big Pumpy: No, no. You're far too early, and you can't stay here until it's not.

But, we've come so far,
and we're oh-so-very tired.

Big Pumpy: Okay, I'll do you a solid. There's plenty of room next door, juts keep-ah-movin'.

Thank you kind sir.

Meow Mix: No, nyow, meow! You shall not stay!

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