Halloween 2026 - Day 25

Hogbug: Thank you for taking us up on our offer for hospitality.

Staples: In't no prob bruv. D' punkin was mig'ty good, ya.

Hedgekin: I wish I could understand a word you were saying, but appreciated, nonetheless.

Staples: I's said d'punkin whippy was a whollup.

Staples: Innit?

Drago: I don't know whether or not to be grossed out, but I feel like I should err on the side of caution.

Benny: Squeamish people seldom make history.

Benny: Plus it's ABOUT a local this time...

Jeeves: A spitting image. Well done.

Jeeves: And since I seem to be dropping by on the regular, I've brought today's movie.

Jeeves: The title seems familiar, but something feels amiss. I can't place a claw on it.

Jeeves: It's an unrated DVD, so you know it's from the mid 2000s.

Drago: Please, let me say the line.

Jeaves: Granted.

Drago: I'm sick of these moneky-biting snakes on this Monday–Friday trains.