Who’d have thought that the next micro article would be about yet another bucket. And (spoiler alert) it won’t be the last. A few days ago, I saw a preview for a Summer and the next Halloween Munchkin pails, but I had no idea a third was en route even sooner.

So we have a traditional Easter pattern on a sky-blue bin. Also on the menu are some Springtime munchkins to go with it, along with a Cotton Candy donut. If you’re thinking, “I bet that’s way too sweet for my aging carcass!” then you would be right. I ordered it just to give it a try, and due to some stroke of luck, they forgot about me and ended up putting two in the bag for my troubles. Did I eat both? YES! Am I going to die? I’m on the clock, so no!

Unlike last time, they were able to sell the bucket without loading it with four bakers dozen’s worth of donut holes, and for that I’m thankful. Helps the wallet and helps append a few extra minutes at the end of my life when I’m likely praying for death anyway.