What horrors have been released upon us? One might assume we're talking about another entry into the MCU, but from what I've heard, the new F4 movie isn't all that bad. It certainly had a low bar to cross, but I'll take what I can get. If nothing more, I'll see it just for the fantastic aesthetics.

That said, what's this about blue milk? Halloween has the Orange Edition, and the Minecraft movie had green, but both were in a more conservative vanilla flavor. Berry milk, on the other hand, is just something I can't get behind. Strawberry is pushing it, and that only has the added nostalgia boost from the pink rabbit's clumpy mix. But at least with that, I could salvage some crunchy bits from the surface, since cold milk isn't the most ideal solution for dissolving mixtures.

Worse… Unlike soda, you can't really pick this up for a collection. I mean, I suppose you could, but that might come back to kill you months down the line.