I’m not sure why I torture myself like this. It’s certainly not the first time I’ve gotten some wacky flavoured jellybeans, nor likely not the last, but never has it been a positive experience.

Featured here are the well titled: Late Night Taco Truck Jelly Beans by Brach, famously not known for ever producing Indian Corn, because it’s Harvest Corn. Always has been, and the rewritten history books say as such. They were, of course, and instant impulse buy, not for any legitimate desire to eat them, but more as Internet fodder as most things are these days.

Not they’re not really good, but they’re also not has soul crushingly horrible as the Thanksgiving dinner Indian Corn…I mean candy corn were. By that, I mean some are actually genuinely good, while others are just sort of mildly unwelcome. It’s the best we can hope for.

Flavors include:

• Margarita
• Churro
• Salsa
• Guacamole
• Beef Taco
• Horchata

I won’t waste anyone’s time, so I will grant the Margarita as the clear winner. It’s sweet, it’s fruity, and if I did drink, I would dedicate my outings to this beverage alone until I met my untimely death on the freeway. Horchata is next and, while I had no idea what that was, I looked it up and it appears to be a creamy beverage. Two for two on that front.

Churro is passable. It honestly has little flavor,but I can’t really count that as a negative. Same goes for Guacamole, even if it is a little more offensive. Salsa and Beef Taco sweep the remaining slot and are wrong for all the reason you would expect. Somehow I don’t hate the Salsa though. The aftertaste, is better than the initial impression.

I’m pretty sure this bag was pushing five bucks, so I sort of feel stupid. But hey. I’m updating the site after all, and that’s not half bad.