MONSTERS Friend or Foe? These captures taken from an old '20s camera found abandoned in a warehouse. Alien Grunt The Alien Grunt, thank god, has a very short life span. But that has no meaning to these creatures since every known Alien Grunt has died in battle. The Chum Toad is an Alen Grunt`s favorite food. During battle, Chum Toads are put on the battlefield for the Grunts to eat. If no food is available, the Alien Grunt will actually eat enemies and allies alike. Trained to like hardship environments, it is unknown if the Grunts sold themselves to masters or were captured by their current overlords. The Alien Grunt is a foot soldier who relies on telepathy to communicate with fellow troops. Upon first glance of the armor you wouldthink that it is some type of hi-tech armory system, but when a closer examination is made, you will find that is actually part of the Grunt`s exo-skeleton. Probably the most dangerous aspect of the Alien Grunt is the unlimited amount of natural missles. The missles are actually insects who feed on cavities, and are happy to go after any heat object. Alien Slave The Alien Slave is a poor unfortunate slave of the Alien Grunt. The only food it can eat are leftovers of wars and other things. When thought to be unnoticed the Alien Slave will actually groom his master to collect stuff on his arm for nourishment. The Alien Slaved is forced into spots his master puts him in even if the place is not safe for the slave. The Alien Grunt will usually use his slave as bait, a shield, or to swarm opponents. Even if a slave were actually not a slave, he would most likely die because of adaption to total reliance on a master. The Alien Slave will do anything that is ordered by his master, for fear of being hurt or killed. The Alien Slave would much rather die by doing an order than disobeying. The Alien Slave can be found anywhere, because of never having the feeling of discomfort. Alien Slaves have very low intelligence because of their breeders. Even though Alien Slaves do not think the thought of escaping, their masters make the slave wear a metallic collar, which will kill or hurt very badly any slave who tries to escape. Barney The Barney is your friend on your journey. Tap a Barney on his soldier and he will follow you around shooting bad guys as you go, or if you are mean, use him as a human shield! Mr. Friendly No detailed information yet. Bullsquid A seemingly aquatic creature, the bullchicken can move on land and will eat anything that it can. There are also reports of a venom spray which it emits. Chum Toad The Chum Toad is on the low end of the monster food chain. The Chum can be the most useful monster in the game. For example, some monsters are more interested in eating than killing, so just pick up a Chum Toad, and throw it, and you will be saying, `That Chum Toad saved my life, too bad about his. Grunt These guys are members of the government who are sent in to destroy all evidence of you and everything around you. They have excellent training and combat skills. And I am not going to beat the ``grenade over the crate`` thing any more. Headcrab The head crab is actually the immature stage of a very large creature which has not been seen. Its main goal is to attach to your head and turn you into a zombie. Heavy Weapons Grunt No detailed information yet. Barnacle No detailed information yet. Big Momma No detailed information yet. Scientist No detailed information yet. Houndeye No detailed information yet. Tentacle No detailed information yet. Fast Walker No detailed information yet. Panthereye No detailed information yet. Cockroach No detailed information yet. Alien Controller No detailed information yet. Female Assassin No detailed information yet. Ichthyosaur No detailed information yet. Kingpin No detailed information yet.

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