Zombie Fourest
Including A Zombie/Vampire Documentary by Pat the Vampire Productions
10/19/2002
Cast List:
Dann Thombs
Chris Thombs
John Heins
Ben Grace
Jon Barlow
Character List:
Pat the Vampire
Simon
Jaime
Soldier Chris
Neddy Walker
Yo! Chris Zombie
Troglodites
Mutant Zombie
Todd Scott (Chris)
Jim Johnson (John)
Zombies
Minor characters:
Talking Skeleton
Voodoo Person
Karate Priest or Nun
Whiney Indian Leader
October 19, 2002
Zombie Fourest ™
WHO Cares broadcasting station, Jim and Todd are seated behind the table.
News Flash: Pat the Vampire is missing. He was last seen entering the Cottontail Forest to film a sequel to his origional Zombie documentary.
(Fade to Jim and Todd)
Jim: As you may know, today is a sad day; our very own filmer is lost in the forest. WHO cares about Pat the Vampire and his work.
Todd: We have had no contact with him for several days.
Jim: We will not give up on Pat unless it puts us or our money I mean WHO cares family in danger, because WHO cares about all of them.
Todd: Pat is our finest filmer and gives up great ratings with his work on the undead, the trampoline threat, and our favorite… the “WHO Cares about You” fundraiser and film fest.
Jim: In order to find Pat, in the least time possible, we ourselves are going to sponsor a contest to enter the forest and get Pat back. All those who enter the contest must film their trip and maybe get a nice prize from WHO cares.
Todd: Along the way our photographer, Neddy Walker, will be documenting the event.
-Shot of Neddy Walker-
Neddy: Hi
-Back to Todd and Jim-
(Sitting awkwardly for a moment)
Camera Man: That is a Wrap!
Todd: Hey Jim… Who is Pat the Vampire?
Jim: I don’t know Todd. Don’t worry about it.
Duct Dann and Soldier Chris are watching the WHO Cares Broadcast.