Halloween 2019 - Day 08

Drago: Well you were right. We're living in 14th century Europe.

Cael: Well I tried to put them in a bag and throw them in a river, but your son seems to have taken a liking to them.

Jeeves: Greetings, I see the rats are all still alive. However I have already deducted losses from your paycheck, since I assumed the worst. Our "client" will be issuing a credit in 6-8 business weeks.

Jeeves: Nevertheless, I have brought another living creature into your lives, and you must ensure the same level of care for it. Also there are smiling turds in the corner, and that is disgusting. Have some dignity.

Cael: We are perfect caretakers, I'll have you know. And why does he have a tag on his ear?

Jeeves: He is still property, and therefor must be tracked at all times. Don't let him wander away, or the RFID chip will explode.

Jeeves: And I trust that I don't have to impress upon you the financial drawbacks of such a scenario.

Cael: And you know...a life would be taken too.

Jeeves: Yes, yes. Until tomorrow. Bye now.

Drago: Well we've received worse. It is sort of cute. I guess Halloween doesn't have to be all horror and spooky things.

Cael: Don't be so sure. I think he's wearing a beret. We're moments away from seeing mixed media artwork popping up around the place.

Drago: Uh, pretty sure that's a spider on his head. Crisis averted.

Drago: On another note... We're less than a third of the way through the month, so I think we need to start being a little more wise with our space.

Drago: There we go. Tucked away in the corner where we don't have to bother with him.

Cael: Well we have to feed him though...

Drago: Er, yeah...of course.

Drago: I'm just saying it's *less* hassle.

Drago: And that gap in the decor was just driving me crazy.

Drago: Just want the rest of the month to go smoothly.