Halloween 2019 - Day 12

Jeeves: Great job on the bats. It's almost like you simply poured them out right where you were standing.

Jeeves: In case you didn't understand, I was being sarcastic.

Jeeves: But please keep those filthly rodents away from them. We'll need to scoop them all up at the end of the month, and I don't want rat droppings to be in the mix.

Cael: Yes, yes. Just get on with what you've brought for today. We'll do better next time.

Jeeves: No need for the attitude. I've brought a personal gift for you this time. It is to reward your stellar work thus far.

Jeeves: Behind me is a bottle of spirits of the highest quality. Drown out your misery with some liquid personality.

Jeeves: I expect this to be empty by the morn.

Cael: Wow, thanks! I guess maybe I mis-judged you. Say 'thank you', Drago.

Drago: I don't thank Dragons.

Cael: Not to be rude, but what, pray-tell, is Goblin Juice?

Jeeves: It's imported and 100% pure. Never mind the rest. Now drink up.

Cael: Well ol' buddy, things are looking up. Let's crack it open and forget this place for a while.

Drago: Not to be the usual buzz-kill, but wasn't Jeeves acting a little out of the ordinary?

Drago: I suppose I shouldn't complain, but I feel like there's a catch to all this.

Drago: ..And no, you can't have any!

*Caw*

*Snooore*

???: Just as planned