Halloween 2019 - Day 20
Jeeves: The day of reckoning has come. Show us what you can do.
Cael: Did you really have to call it a reckoning? I have performance anxiety as it is.
Jeeves: Very good. You're up first.
Cael: How did the farmer build a fence?
...He bent over and picket up...
Drago: I'm juggling rats...
Sands: I'm over 1000 years old...
Big Pumpy: I killed someone today...
Meow Mix: I make my own clothes...
Jeeves: Well I've seen enough to know when I've made a mistake.
Jeeves: Nevertheless, we have tallied our votes and chosen our two winners. Well one winner and one almost-winner.
Drago: In all fairness, I shouldn't be surprised.
Drago: That bird has been stealing our thunder all month.
Drago: The thing that puzzles me though, is how the pumpkin creature snagged second place. I don't recall him even entering.
Drago: I demand a redo!
Big Pumpy: Heya guuuys. I've thought it over and decided to share the unicorn with you. I realized that it wasn't fair to hog it all to myself.
Big Pumpy: Just hold on one second, and I'll go gett'em.
Big Pumpy: Unf, it's a little stubborn. Bear with me.
Big Pumpy: Ter-daaaa! New and improved. What'cha think?
Meow Mix: You monster!
Sands: How could you?
Big Pumpy: I have you two to thank. I never knew sharing could be this much fun.