Halloween 2024 - Day 07

10/07/2024

Meow Mix: It takes up the entire wall!

Catskills: That's sort of the point.

Catskills: This IS our new wall.

Catskills: Back me up Pumpathan

Pumpathan: I must agree, solid entry to the Extreme Metal sub-sub-genre.

Pumpathan: I like the video where they hang from hooks and feed the fat woman dirt.

Pumpathan: Anyway, I didn't come by for pleasantries. I've got some news.

Meow Mix: Will this affect me to any large degree?

Pumpathan: Not in the slightest.

Pumpathan: Got some college buddies in town, and they need a place to crash. I have room, but I'd rather volunteer your place.

Greetings. Appreciate the hospitality.

Meow Mix: Not a chance. Don't I have a say in this?

Pumpathan: 'Fraid not toots.

Pumpathan: Should have read the fine print in the lease agreement.

Cael: It's not perfect, but it's the best I can do given the circumstances.

Drago: Terrible job. Appreciate the effort.

Cael: Look, I've been staring at that rotting alien for 3 years now, so just take what you can get.

Drago: No thoughts to the dignity of the deceased?

Cael: We could have a proper burial, but then who would tell us apart?

Drago: Fair point. Dead skin mask, it is.

Drago: On another note, I'm happy there's a playdate in the works.

Cael: Junior found some friends? I figured that would be an issue with his...condition.

Drago: The backwards hips?

Cael: Ew. Yes, but try not to mention that by name. Gives me the heebies.

Drago: Sadly no. His only friend is a doughnut. I can't bear to break the news that it isn't real.

Drago: Dude, stop shaking

Cael: I'm not shaking. YOU'RE shaking.

Drago: I am not

Cael: So the Gimblebog now has a more fulfilling social life?

Drago: Seems so

Cael: I suppose we should be happy for them, but won't sonny get wise to this eventually?

Drago: Perhaps not. In addition to the donughbut, he's got the new dog for a pet.

Drago: Scratch that, the doughnut and the dog have formed a closer bond. Forever alone is his future.

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