Halloween 2025 - Day 17

10/17/2025

Ghear: What are you two up to? What is your purpose even doing here?

Hedgekin: We're here to spread joy and love

Hogbug: And seasonal corporate offerings

Ghear: I hate everything about both

Hogbug: But tell me this. Can you resist a new fast food bucket? There's about 100 this year.

Hogbug: And look at the bag. Even that's charming in a century-old way.

Ghear: It's a bag. Don't get too wrapped up in it

Hogbug: Ho, ho. Wrapped up. I like your thinking.

Hogbug: Hey. I have a great idea for these wrappers. You in?

Ghear: Depends what you have in mind...

Hedgekin: Oh, we'll love it. I guarantee.

Ghear: Well, I most certainly do NOT love it!

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