Halloween 2025 - Day 22

Eduard: So, they say this is the year of the bucket...

Big Pumpy: Says who? We've only gotten the one from Burger King, and they dropped the ball by copying the modern McDonald's design. Poor form!

Eduard: But you must admit, the artwork was far superior.

Hogbug: Indeed, but this is no time for half measures. Pucker up and prepare for a dose of nostalgia overload!

Ghear: Don't listen to him; nostalgia baiting is a trap!

Hogbug: Shut up, you...

Hedgekin: Bask in the glory of the OG buckets. Three classic designs. No nonsense, no frills.

Big Pumpy: And they have lids!

Hogbug: That they do! Perfect to store all the residue we've been collecting.

Eduard: Doesn't it defeat the purpose if they come already full to the brim?

Big Pumpy: Weez got the original McBoo pails back. Stop raining on my countdown!

Cael: These colors don't even match the items we've been getting. I'm thinking something is amiss at the Circle K.

Cael: Mors eo than this veiny, obscene creature that suddenly appeared.

Jeeves: It's the answer to all your problems, I'm afraid.

Jeeves: Introducing the poop gobbler. Just be thankful you didn't land this role.

Jeeves: For sanitation purposes, we must let the lower beasts handle the proceedings. I'm sure you understand.

Cael: No complaints from me, for once.

*Bzzt*

Jeeves: And done... That should hold you off for a day.

Cael: It's already full. How does that help us?

Jeeves: Did I not just say, "for a day"?