Halloween 2026 - Day 04

Cael: We've done everything you've asked. Why are you here?

Jeeves: You've done nothing I've asked. And I've asked twice.

Cael: Third time's a charm.

Jeeves: No charming will spare you now. I think you need help.

Cael: Please don't tell me you're going to introduce new characters.

Jeeves: I will not tell you that I'm introducing new characters.

Hathorn: Hi, we're new characters!

Cael: You lied!

Jeeves: On a technicality, I did not.

Cael: What are you come here to do here?

Hathorn: Wow, did you have a stroke or something?

Cael: Shut up. What is your purpose here?

Hathorn: I've been given the task of summarizing the movies each day.

Cael: Both of you? Who's she?

Hathorn: Hahah, nonsense. She's just here to keep me from falling over on my back.

Hathorn: Like this. Whoopsie! You missed me sgain darlin', you clumsy oaf.

Cael: Well if you think this will be a habit, can you minds the mess. There's landmines everywhere.

Hathorn: Down to business, then:


The Pit is about a boy named Jamie. He's an unsufferable turd who lashes out as anyone who scolds him. He's left with a babysitter who has less luck. Then he finds a pit with trodlodites and feels the need to feed them, despite going without food for eons, and those who wronged him are the main course.

Jack Frost was an attempt to beat the Michael Keaton movie to the market, and follows the Childs Play formula, which would again be replicated in Monsturd. The government gets involved, there's a stupid kid, and a carrot disappears.

Uncle Sam is a cautionary tale about the forever wars and the nature of valour. Chef from Southpark gives an emotional speech, and people die and grieving widows become the new fertile dating market.

Cael: Okay, you're useful for our needs. Your final task is to tackle today's movie.

Hathorn: I would, but I don't see anything here.

Hedgekin: It's here... in our martle. We are quite displeased.

Hogbug: Please review this post haste, so we can be rid of it.

Cael: Time to prove your worth.

Hathorn: Hmm, this is a trick one. Let's see the back.

Playing dead is about Bobby (Mark Manson) a young man who dies and makes a deal with the devil to get...

Cael: Fowl! You're just repeating the text!