Halloween 2026 - Day 12

Bucket: I'd say that was a resounding success.

Sands O'Time: I'm still not certain what we were doing there, and why.

Sands O'Time: Nor am I sure who this is still behind me!

Bucket: I told you to never mind that. And to semi-answer your first question: it's part of the solution to you unhomedlessness problem.

Meow Mix: Are we going to try and drive them out, so we can take over?

Bucket: Nothing that practical. Our main goal is to cause trouble for those more fortunate. The 'have-nots' get to torture the 'haves' with impunity.

Big Pumpky: What is impunity? And how do we use it to torture someone?

Bucket: I see we have much work yet to do.

Cael: Hey, the floors are spreading my way now.

Drago: Be thankful that it's only a floor. These lights are letting me see into the 8th dimension.

Hathorn: What a coincidence! Today's movie features a creature from the 8th dimension.

Cael: Now you're on my lap... Why?

Hathorn: Because you're warm and the wifey is frigid. Simple as.

Anyway, a scientist makes a lens that can see into the 8th dimension, but it releases an eye-ball that attacks his unfaithful wife and the couple next door who seem to shower a lot, and then everyone is attacked and it becomes the closest thing to an American live-action hentai.

Hathorn: And speaking of unsavory extra-marital acts: what are you doing with that clown?!