Halloween 2026 - Day 14

Hathorn: Sometimes the unbearable weight of being gets to be too much. You understand, right?

Mr. Birdy: *Naw*

Holey Ghost: Don't despair. You got a new friend.

Hathorn: No offense in the slightest, but I don't much care for your company.

Holey Ghost: I was talking about the kitty behind you.

Hathorn: Huh? Oh, it is cute. Aren't black cats bad luck? or is there a Halloween exemption?

Drago: We're padding the content out a bit, aren't we today? What's the movie?

Hathorn: Today, we have Valley of Gwangi. I originally thought the valley was named Gwangi, but upon re-reading the title, I'm questioning that a bit. Perhaps the Dinosaurs are collectively called the Gwangi, but then again, why not just call them Dinosaurs?

Hathorn: I also thought it was some Wynorski flick, but it appears to be an old Western. I must be thinking of some other movie.

Hathorn: Dinos... Coyboys...

Hathorn: . . .

Hathorn: . . .

Hathorn: Perhaps it is I who was wrong all along...

Cael: No, no. You've done nothing. Please continue--I want to see how this goes.