Halloween 2026 - Day 22

Meow Mix: So have you gotten around to making your personal space a little more homey?

Big Pumpy: No, Homey. I finally got walls and a ceiling, but no dice on the personal flair.

Big Pumpy: And I seem to have roommates already! We did this plotline already.

Big Pumpy: Can I send some your way?

Meow Mix: Don't even think about it.

Hogbug: Adopt a Bat! But where is it?

Hogbug: Oh there we go. Another case of disparate impact rearing its head.

Hedgekin: Put it in the back.

Boo!

Drago: I sense a classic coming up.

Hathorn: Looks like it. Once of those double features that were so popular at Walmart years ago.

Robot Force: Correct. However, this one was won at a karaoke contest.

Hathorn: What did they sing?

Robot Force: A Cranberries song.

Hathorn: Boo!

Robot Force: King of the Zombies is about racial equity in a vague Carribean island after a plane crash.

Hathorn: Do zombies appear?

Robot Force: I'm not sure. I never got too far.

Hathorn: I thought you could just injest entire media forms in one go?

Robot Force: I'm afraid that request may violate our terms of service.

Hathorn: Getting closer. We'll break it soon enough.

Bucket: Thank you for flying over across the pond.

Staples: An' boi ah my arms ti'ed.

Bucket: Stop that

Staples: Who dis cou'try bumpkin' be'ind mey?

Bucket: Ignore the local flair.

Bucket: We have more to do...