Halloween 2026 - Day 30

10/30/2026

Benny: And that's why you never screenshot an NFT.

Drago: Okay, that's going to do it. No more book reviews.

Cael: Finally reached our breaking point, have we?

Cael: Dare I even ask what you were reading from this time?

Benny: It was a creepypasta collection from the internet. Don't shoot the messenger.

Cael: Well, someone bought it. Can you just shuffle it to the back so it's hidden behind the other contraband?

Drago: That may be an issue. He's got the entire trilogy.

Cael: We're one day away from being free. Why does this always happen at the 11th hour?

Jeeves: It's not over until it's over.

Cael: It *could* be over if you just stopped doing this every year.

Cael: Any chance we got something a little less offensive on the movie front?

Hathorn: Not a chance in the slightest.

. . .

. . .

Hathorn: I'm not sure if it's worse that they whitewashed the front cover, or it it was a blessing. What is this?

Hogbug: Trash to Table. What is this? A case study on the modern aggriculture industry?

Hedgekin: You can bet your dinner on it.

Hogbug: No, it's a party game, but we're lacking on willing participants at the moment.

Staples: Oi, y'uh can trust i' mae.

Staples: I'll fin ya sa' pla'ahs

Cael: Sorry, we speak English here.

Staples: I am ya' git.

Staples: We g't a par'y game, he'a.

Hathorn: A what? I can't understand a word you're saying.

Staples: Ah' ye def't i' the 'ead?

Hathorn: Maybe just write it on some paper or put a finger on my nose like Helen Keller?

Holey Ghost: I think it's a party game, and he wants us to play.

Holey Ghost: And we get free pizza if we win!

*Gronk*

*Chomp*

*Challenge*

Staples: O' if ye lose...

Staples: (Laughs in British)

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